Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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