What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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