What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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