Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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