What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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