How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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