How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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