How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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