Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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