Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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