Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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