What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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