How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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