How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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