El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.
I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?
He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?
By renaming it Trump University.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?
Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?
Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?
Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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