What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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