Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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