Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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