Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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