Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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