How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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