Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."


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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!


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"Let me see your birth certificate".


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Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.


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You're Hired.


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"The erection is rigged!"


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Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.


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Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".


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By carving a Trumpkin.


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Answer: The back of his head.


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