Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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