Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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