How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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