If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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