What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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