Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?
Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?
Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.
I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?
The Trump Card
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?
By renaming it Trump University.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?
Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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