Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Answer: The back of his head.
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By renaming it Trump University.
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Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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Donald Trump.
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