What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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