Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?
Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?
Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?
Donald Trump.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?
Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?
Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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