El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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