What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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