What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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