What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?
He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?
Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?
Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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