How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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