Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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