What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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