What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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