Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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