What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.


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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"


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By carving a Trumpkin.


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They both whine alot!


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Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!


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Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.


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I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.


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Discrimination.


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Because she would have to move into a smaller house.


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"Let me see your birth certificate".


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