What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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