Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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