Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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