Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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