Cause your the only one Hair.
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Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Snow White Supremacist.
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By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Because E.T. eventually went home!
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"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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By renaming it Trump University.
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Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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"A complex world demands complex hair."
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