El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.


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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.


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Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.


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It's called "Trump It or Dump It".


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Because he has such yuuuuge fans!


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Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!


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Make America Hate Again.


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"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"


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On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!


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Juan by Juan.


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