What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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