Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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