Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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