Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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