Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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