What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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