What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Iíve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

Itís a little fishy.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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