I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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