What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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